The Dumbest Harry Potter Questions and Answers on Yahoo Answers and WikiAnswers
Yahoo Answers and WikiAnswers can be life savers if you happen to be looking for an answer. But it can also be one of the funniest sites to browse. While some questions are good, a large amount of them will leave you cracking up. It's good to ask questions, but it's even better to get the answer yourself if you can (in my opinion). My name is Alex, and I'll be showing you some of the dumbest questions and answers about Harry Potter that lay deep in Yahoo Answers and WikiAnswers.
Be warned; some of these might contain some suggestive themes, but I'll keep them clean (mostly). Also, if your question or answer appears on this page and you don't want it here, then you shouldn't have asked such a silly question! If you are really that bothered, just email me.
Ok, here we go. The Q's and A's are italicized in the way the questionnaire wrote them (spelling mistakes included), and my commentary is beneath each selection.
FROM YAHOO ANSWERS
28. whats Emma Watsons phone number or cell phone number? (aka hermione granger on harry potter)?
1-800-ARE-YOU-STUPID?
27. What is the e-mail addresss of the Emma Wastern who acted in the name of Hemoieny Granger in the Harry Potte?
LOL @ "Her-moy-in-ee"
26. What is the full name of harmaione granger in the movie harry potter?
Too bad the movies don't take place in a store. Everyone would have name tags.
25. Is Emma Watson the real Hermine Granger or just a stand in?
There's a fake one?
24. How does the hogwarts train get to louisianna during winter?
what?
23. why harry potter not put mustard on his eggies!? yum yum!
Eggies. That says it all.
22. If sirius got rabies and he bit ron, would ron die?
Who thinks of this stuff?
21. Who does better magic tricks, Harry Potter or Jesus Christ?
Jesus did "magic tricks"?
20. Is robert pattinson the guy in harry potter with the glasses?
Uh no?
19. Why there is no descrption about how Ron and Hermione reproduce?
Oh the jokes I could make about this one.
18. will my book be more popular than harry poter?
Where's my magic 8 ball...
17. what harry poter move had a big snack in it?
Doritos Maxima!
16. who likes Ron Wesley isn't he meow grr grr?
You've seen a cat that says "grr"?
15. does hermie granger marry ron wesley in the harry potter series?
Pay-attention-to-peoples-names much?
14. What order did jk rowling write hairy potter?
(description:) I thought that jk rowling wrote the books from the 7th to the first correct me if im wrong and give a sourse to your information.
I really hope you don't have any sons named Hairy when you're older. Or write a series of books. Same goes for the other 101 people who spelled his name the same way.
13. Wats da best room at hogwarts 2 have smex in?
IN DA CHAMBR OV SEKRTS
12. How many Harry Potter books are there, and in what order do they go in?
Do you really need to waste your time asking this? How about Google it?
11. In the Harry Potter books: How do giants and humans make babies?
Well, you see... uh never mind, no comment...
10. What are some exciting pages in Harry Potter and the half blood prince?
Ok, there are a lot of questions like this. But the thing that makes this dumb is the idea that someone is going to pick up a Harry Potter book and attempt to read just a few pages.
9.What will happen in the 6th harry potter book and when will it come out?
This question was asked July 16th, 2009. I find it funny that the 6th movie that is based on the 6th book was released the day before, yet they are wondering when the book is coming. Those screenwriters are obviously very good in Divination.
8. I want to be Harry Potter's real mom. How can I do this?
Well good thing you don't want to be his fake mom! That's boring!
7. What happened in the last book of harry potter?
Oh not much, really...
What is up with the Harry Potter fans?
*giggle*
6. I want to be in the second Harry Potter movie in the part where hagrid comes back. (description in post:) Is there a way that WB could edit me in hugging hagrid? even if its for like 2 seconds! its my dream! who should i contact????
Don't worry, I have the solution!
Step 1: Take a picture of yourself hugging a large object.
Step 2: Print it and cut yourself out of the picture.
Step 3: Pop in the CoS DVD and go to the part you wish to be in.
Step 4: And finally, tape the picture of you to the TV screen. And that's it! You're right in the action!
5. What is the name of the youtube video where people debate the ending of the 10th harry potter book?
It's called "The debate about a book that doesn't exist!".
4. OMG HARRY DIES IN THE 1ST BOOK!!!! PURE EVEDENSE!
OMG congrats! You found the key to the series! And wow, I wish I had some "Evedense"!
3. Who is the girl Harry Potter marries in the epilogue of the last novel? Tell few words about her, please?
She's just some girl he meets. And hey wow! She has the same name as Ron's sister!
2. How much older is harry potter than jenny weasely?
Harry Potter? Don't you mean Harry Gump?
1. Does Harry Poter have red or green hair like his mom???
Oh where to start with this one...
FROM WIKI-ANSWERS
9. "How would you seduce Draco Malfoy?"
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7. "Does Harry Potter like cheese?"
I don't even need to comment on this one either... wow.
6. "What religion does ralph fiennes worship?"
Probably a weird one! What kind of person would portray an evil person!? Certainly not an actor...
5. "Can you track a sirius?"
Sure, let me just get the sirius radar 3000...
4. "How many times did harry potter use exspelliarmus?"
Too many for you to count obviously...
3. "How does rowling create humour when harrys mother and father are flirting?"
Shall we call it magic for the sake of ease?
2. "What is a Wanded Flopping Demental Bugerer?"
Who the hell gets confused while watching Potter Puppet Pals???
1. "What book and page does Voldemort give Narcissa and Lucius house arrest?"
Tune in to the next Judge Voldy for that and more shocking cases!
I'll have more of these soon! If you find any you wish to share with me, send me an email with the link!
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